Kevin Federlines new TV commercial where he poses as a fast food worker dreaming about stardom isn’t just a parody, it’s more likely a measure of his true calling in life. We can’t imagine anyone that would make a better french fry taster, and just look how great he would be at ignoring waiting customers with his hand on his hip. Just like a real fast food worker that you might encounter everyday! Ignored with attitude, that’s hard to beat.

What could be more entertaining than a parody of a parody of a rap star? You have to wonder how many weeks it will take him to learn how to run the register…

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The not-so height of fashion displayed by these 2 anorexic super freaks should be enough to give anyone nightmares. Does anyone really think that this is a good look?

They’re just one step away from becoming a medical display…

Wondering why Angelina was so grumpy at the Globes? Someone in the crowd callously pointed out the “Alaskan Pipeline” sized veins on her arms causing her a great deal of embarrassment. We’ve seen healthier looking arms on corpses, girl you need to eat or something! You sure don’t need a transfusion!

Maybe she’s trying to beat Nicole on the worlds skinniest title or something.

Michael Jackson is apparently losing his eyesight as evidenced by the white cane and extra dark glasses that he wore to James Brown funeral last week.

His eyesight is so bad that he actually thought he was making out with a young boy as he leaned over the coffin. His entourage pulled him back just in time though. Thank the heavens for that!

Poor James Brown will probably be spinning in his grave for a long time after that wacko experience!