Who would have guessed that Britney Spears was actually half Klingon? Her shaven head stunt proves it without a doubt! It should have been obvious all along though, Klingon women are well known for their tawdry, drunken and unpredictable behavior.

To top it off she reveals her new baldy look by going to a tattoo parlor where the paparazzi and crowds of fans were thick as thieves. Hey Britney, nothing screams “attention ‘ho” like shaving your head, checking in and out of rehab within a 24 hour period and then stopping in to get tagged with a brand new tattoo. I wonder if Klingon women like to go pantiless too? We shudder at the thought!

This girl obviously needs some serious help! Maybe Lt. Worf could give her a Klingon style intervention.

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