Celebrity Dain Bramage http://johnnydain.com Sat, 05 May 2007 20:13:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 en Britneys At It Again! http://johnnydain.com/britneys-at-it-again http://johnnydain.com/britneys-at-it-again#comments Sat, 05 May 2007 18:53:03 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/britneys-at-it-again/ Britneys Topless Again!

Britney Spears loves giving, giving us plenty to look at I mean, apparently she just can’t give enough judging by the new photos that have been splattered all over the ‘net. Of course we love looking, don’t we?

The new images show her kneeling down in some kind of garden wearing glasses and a hat while holding red flowers over her bare nipples. The photos were reportedly snapped several weeks ago and are just now popping up all over the place.

Word is that she’s furious that the photos, taken at a friends house, were leaked onto the web. Come’on Britney, we know you must have known they would end up exactly where they did. Like it would really hurt your comeback tour and make you look trashy. We don’t think you’re trashy! Not at all! The latest photos just fuels more publicity onto the fire that was starting to previously die down.

We have a few of the photos up for your viewing pleasure right here.
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]]> http://johnnydain.com/britneys-at-it-again/feed/ The Simple Life: Jail Time http://johnnydain.com/the-simple-life-jail-time http://johnnydain.com/the-simple-life-jail-time#comments Sat, 05 May 2007 15:13:32 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/the-simple-life-jail-time/ Paris Hilton off to the pokey

Celebrity heiress and star of the TV show “The Simple Life” has been sentenced to 45 days in the pokey for a probation violation by driving on a suspended license while under the influence of alcohol. This might just be a nice change of scenery for her actually and who wants to bet she’ll figure out some way to leverage the sentence into even more attention and future episodes of her show. She’s probably already counting the money she can make off the experience. Her sentence also includes 36 months of probation, alcohol education classes and a $1500 fine.

We all know there’s no way she’ll be able to stay out of trouble for 36 months! Best bet says she’ll be back in court again faster than can she pull up her skirt and flash another vertical smile for the cameras.

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]]> http://johnnydain.com/the-simple-life-jail-time/feed/ American Idol Reject Arrested http://johnnydain.com/american-idol-reject-arrested http://johnnydain.com/american-idol-reject-arrested#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:10:42 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/american-idol-reject-arrested/ Jessica Sierra Arrested Before and After

Jessica Sierra, 21, a former American Idol contestant was arrested and charged in Tampa, Florida for several different charges including aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, cocaine possession and introduction of contraband into a detention facility. She was busted at Tampa’s Hyde Park Café after allegedly throwing a heavy cocktail glass at a fellow patron’s head. A 10th place Idol finisher in 2005 and as of most recently has been working at a Hooter’s Restaurant. Talk about your fall from grace.

The police claimed that she was very uncooperative and that she tried to kick the windows out of the patrol car during her arrest where they had to threaten to put leg restraints on her. After her arrest on the battery charge, she was hauled in, at which point the cops searched her purse and allegedly found a small bag of cocaine in her possession. She reportedly denied that the drugs were hers, but also claimed that the purse in which the baggie was found had not been out of her hands all day, well there’s a contradiction for you…

The top photo shows her then, the bottom shows her now, talk about a major difference. She looks like a tweaker now, that’s what drugs will do to you!

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]]> http://johnnydain.com/american-idol-reject-arrested/feed/ Britney Shaves Head - Reveals Klingon Heritage http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage#comments Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:29:36 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage/ Who would have guessed that Britney Spears was actually half Klingon? Her shaven head stunt proves it without a doubt! Shaved Head Britney is a Klingon It should have been obvious all along though, Klingon women are well known for their tawdry, drunken and unpredictable behavior.

To top it off she reveals her new baldy look by going to a tattoo parlor where the paparazzi and crowds of fans were thick as thieves. Hey Britney, nothing screams “attention ‘ho” like shaving your head, checking in and out of rehab within a 24 hour period and then stopping in to get tagged with a brand new tattoo. I wonder if Klingon women like to go pantiless too? We shudder at the thought!

This girl obviously needs some serious help! Maybe Lt. Worf could give her a Klingon style intervention.

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