Who would have guessed that Britney Spears was actually half Klingon? Her shaven head stunt proves it without a doubt! It should have been obvious all along though, Klingon women are well known for their tawdry, drunken and unpredictable behavior.

To top it off she reveals her new baldy look by going to a tattoo parlor where the paparazzi and crowds of fans were thick as thieves. Hey Britney, nothing screams “attention ‘ho” like shaving your head, checking in and out of rehab within a 24 hour period and then stopping in to get tagged with a brand new tattoo. I wonder if Klingon women like to go pantiless too? We shudder at the thought!

This girl obviously needs some serious help! Maybe Lt. Worf could give her a Klingon style intervention.

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The passing of Anna Nicole doesn’t really come as a surprise does it? Sadly there was a lot of tragedy in her family of late, with the recent mysterious death of her son. A lot of people will be mourning her untimely death at age 39, she was very beautiful and very controversial at the same time. We’ll miss you Anna! May you rest in peace…

Here’s Britney in all her shaven glory! Censored of course, you don’t think we would put that thing right up on the front page do you? Just click the image to see the uncensored version!

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Or here: Britneys Bare Coocha NSFW!!!

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Or here: Britneys Bare Coocha NSFW!!!

Now now, don’t cry, that wasn’t so bad was it?

Kevin Federlines new TV commercial where he poses as a fast food worker dreaming about stardom isn’t just a parody, it’s more likely a measure of his true calling in life. We can’t imagine anyone that would make a better french fry taster, and just look how great he would be at ignoring waiting customers with his hand on his hip. Just like a real fast food worker that you might encounter everyday! Ignored with attitude, that’s hard to beat.

What could be more entertaining than a parody of a parody of a rap star? You have to wonder how many weeks it will take him to learn how to run the register…

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