Who would have guessed that Britney Spears was actually half Klingon? Her shaven head stunt proves it without a doubt! It should have been obvious all along though, Klingon women are well known for their tawdry, drunken and unpredictable behavior.

To top it off she reveals her new baldy look by going to a tattoo parlor where the paparazzi and crowds of fans were thick as thieves. Hey Britney, nothing screams “attention ‘ho” like shaving your head, checking in and out of rehab within a 24 hour period and then stopping in to get tagged with a brand new tattoo. I wonder if Klingon women like to go pantiless too? We shudder at the thought!

This girl obviously needs some serious help! Maybe Lt. Worf could give her a Klingon style intervention.

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There’s just no limit to the ingenuity of a total idiot as this guy proves. What the hell would possess anyone to think it would be safe to stick a rocket in your ass crack and NOT receive 3rd degree burns? This guy won’t be sitting down for weeks!

“Ignition and Lift Off!”

“Oops, he forgot his flame retardant space diaper”

“Houston, we have a problem, the launch pad has a large vertical crack and extensive fire damage”.

This looks like a lot of fun, and a bit dangerous too. It came awful close to slamming the guys head against the ground. Imagine this ride at an amusement park? How much would you pay?

Video courtesy of Daily Haha

Don’t forget the dramamine!

The not-so height of fashion displayed by these 2 anorexic super freaks should be enough to give anyone nightmares. Does anyone really think that this is a good look?

They’re just one step away from becoming a medical display…