Of course Johnny knows that a cool new tattoo isn’t for everybody, especially not wussies, gurly men and people that just don’t love their mother quite that much… so he has a couple more gift ideas! How about a nifty retro toaster from the 1930’s? Knowing how poor the wiring was back in those days I would suggest that you make sure her home is fully insured before buying her one of these beauties! Fire insurance not included with purchase! Everytime she burns the toast she’ll think of you!

Last of all I bring you the ultimate mothers day gift. A vacuum cleaner that everyone can truly appreciate. This baby has 400HP and can suck a basketball thru a garden hose, not to mention small household pets, very young children and the veneer right off the living room floor… Portability is a minor issue but who cares when you’ve got the worlds most powerful vacuum cleaner sitting right in the middle of the den! Hearing protection not included.

Nothing but the best for dear old Mom!

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Since when has it become fashionable to wear geeky gadgets, is this the new geek bling? A few jewels on the case and a gold or silver chain would really pimp this thing out! What really attracted my attention though was opening the small package that the neck lanyard was wrapped in and reading the grim warnings printed on the cellophane.