Kevin Federlines new TV commercial where he poses as a fast food worker dreaming about stardom isn’t just a parody, it’s more likely a measure of his true calling in life. We can’t imagine anyone that would make a better french fry taster, and just look how great he would be at ignoring waiting customers with his hand on his hip. Just like a real fast food worker that you might encounter everyday! Ignored with attitude, that’s hard to beat.

What could be more entertaining than a parody of a parody of a rap star? You have to wonder how many weeks it will take him to learn how to run the register…

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The not-so height of fashion displayed by these 2 anorexic super freaks should be enough to give anyone nightmares. Does anyone really think that this is a good look?

They’re just one step away from becoming a medical display…

After nearly ramming into a police SUV in Scottsdale, Arizona, Mike Tyson was stopped on suspicion of DUI. He was discovered to be carrying a couple of bags of white powder and subsequently admitted to being addicted to coke. I’m very much surprised that the police didn’t notice the joint he was puffing on while he posed for this candid mugshot.

We all know it’s just a matter of time before he has his next run in with the law.

In an unexpected turn of events President Bush has proposed an entirely new method of turning the tide of illegals crossing the border north to the US. His claims that although the crossings are illegal the offenders receive no actual penaltly for breaking the law and they should include more than just being turned around and shipped back to Mexico with out so much as a spanking. His plan involves setting up giant movie screens every so often along the border facing south that will play continuous reruns of old Three Stooges movies to show that we mean business and they should turn back now.

The overall idea according to Bush is to “Illustrate what kind of punishment they will have to expect if they get caught on an illegal crossing. The punishment will include but will not be limited to: ear tugging, eye poking, foot stomping, pants burning with hot irons, lying on the floor and “running” in circles while woofing like a dog, smacked in the face with cream pies, participating in food fights and learning to snap your fingers and crack your knuckles rapidly while yelling “Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!”

When asked if he sincerely thought that this plan would work he snapped back, “Why Coitenly!!! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk”

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