Celebrity Dain Bramage http://johnnydain.com Sat, 05 May 2007 20:13:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 en Snort? I was just kidding! http://johnnydain.com/snort-i-was-just-kidding http://johnnydain.com/snort-i-was-just-kidding#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:34:03 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/snort-i-was-just-kidding/ > ]]> Keith Never Snorted!!

Keith Richards comment about snorting his dad’s ashes is now said to be just a joke! Hey, if his dad was a really cool guy, I can imagine Keith giving it a shot… or at least smoke a little bit… what could it hurt after all he’s been through?

More weirdness >>

]]> http://johnnydain.com/snort-i-was-just-kidding/feed/ How In The Hell? http://johnnydain.com/55 http://johnnydain.com/55#comments Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:41:03 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/55/

This video will make you scratch your head wondering how a car could roll over so easily! I thought Volvo’s were supposed to be a lot safer than that!

]]> http://johnnydain.com/55/feed/ Britney Shaves Head - Reveals Klingon Heritage http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage#comments Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:29:36 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage/ Who would have guessed that Britney Spears was actually half Klingon? Her shaven head stunt proves it without a doubt! Shaved Head Britney is a Klingon It should have been obvious all along though, Klingon women are well known for their tawdry, drunken and unpredictable behavior.

To top it off she reveals her new baldy look by going to a tattoo parlor where the paparazzi and crowds of fans were thick as thieves. Hey Britney, nothing screams “attention ‘ho” like shaving your head, checking in and out of rehab within a 24 hour period and then stopping in to get tagged with a brand new tattoo. I wonder if Klingon women like to go pantiless too? We shudder at the thought!

This girl obviously needs some serious help! Maybe Lt. Worf could give her a Klingon style intervention.

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]]> http://johnnydain.com/britney-shaves-head-reveals-klingon-heritage/feed/ NASA Builds New Ass Rocket http://johnnydain.com/nasa-builds-new-ass-rocket http://johnnydain.com/nasa-builds-new-ass-rocket#comments Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:32:29 +0000 Johnny Dain http://johnnydain.com/nasa-builds-new-ass-rocket/ There’s just no limit to the ingenuity of a total idiot as this guy proves. What the hell would possess anyone to think it would be safe to stick a rocket in your ass crack and NOT receive 3rd degree burns? This guy won’t be sitting down for weeks!

Guys launches rocket from ass crack

“Ignition and Lift Off!”

Guys ass catches on fire

“Oops, he forgot his flame retardant space diaper”

3rd degree burns

“Houston, we have a problem, the launch pad has a large vertical crack and extensive fire damage”.

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