Johnny’s brain is always working overtime (just to keep up!) and has a few Mom’s day gift ideas for you guys. I know you’re all excited now! One of the coolest things you can do for your mom is to go out and get a killer new tattoo that she will treasure always. This is provided that you’re the one wearing it, not her! Here’s one that would look really cool and is guaranteed to impress any mom out there! Laser removal surgery not included.

Of course Johnny knows that a cool new tattoo isn’t for everybody, especially not wussies, gurly men and people that just don’t love their mother quite that much… so he has a couple more gift ideas! How about a nifty retro toaster from the 1930’s? Knowing how poor the wiring was back in those days I would suggest that you make sure her home is fully insured before buying her one of these beauties! Fire insurance not included with purchase! Everytime she burns the toast she’ll think of you!

Last of all I bring you the ultimate mothers day gift. A vacuum cleaner that everyone can truly appreciate. This baby has 400HP and can suck a basketball thru a garden hose, not to mention small household pets, very young children and the veneer right off the living room floor… Portability is a minor issue but who cares when you’ve got the worlds most powerful vacuum cleaner sitting right in the middle of the den! Hearing protection not included.

Nothing but the best for dear old Mom!

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