There’s just no limit to the ingenuity of a total idiot as this guy proves. What the hell would possess anyone to think it would be safe to stick a rocket in your ass crack and NOT receive 3rd degree burns? This guy won’t be sitting down for weeks!
“Ignition and Lift Off!”
“Oops, he forgot his flame retardant space diaper”
“Houston, we have a problem, the launch pad has a large vertical crack and extensive fire damage”.
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Um, guys should not be allowed to play with fireworks and alcohol on the same night. What makes you (I mean guys) do shit like this? I watched the movie Jackass II and wondered “what happened to those children during childbirth and childhood?”
on February 23rd, 2007 at 11:32 am | #Link CommentDAYUM buddy. Good Idea to tuck that baby in right down by the fuse. Why not just insert it in the cavity next time. SCARRED for life! Ha!
on July 19th, 2008 at 12:55 am | #Link Comment