Paris Hilton off to the pokey

Celebrity heiress and star of the TV show “The Simple Life” has been sentenced to 45 days in the pokey for a probation violation by driving on a suspended license while under the influence of alcohol. This might just be a nice change of scenery for her actually and who wants to bet she’ll figure out some way to leverage the sentence into even more attention and future episodes of her show. She’s probably already counting the money she can make off the experience. Her sentence also includes 36 months of probation, alcohol education classes and a $1500 fine.

We all know there’s no way she’ll be able to stay out of trouble for 36 months! Best bet says she’ll be back in court again faster than can she pull up her skirt and flash another vertical smile for the cameras.

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