Gigantic mechanical spiders from Venus vow revenge after watching their cousins from Mars fail in their mission to destroy Tom Cruise. Actually, this is just a screenshot from a new Tom Cruise epic in the making, “War of the Worlds 2″ where huge mechanical spiders descend on Earth and chase Tom all over the landscape, just like in “War of the Worlds”.

When interviewed, Tom claimed that this one would be far bigger and better than the first movie, with edge of your seat special effects and a 400 million dollar budget. He went on… “The spiders in this movie think they are much smarter than the Martians and are much more determined to destroy me and ultimately Earth. In the end they find that they cannot exist in Earth’s oxygen rich atmosphere which causes them to rust up so badly they become immobilized… eventually crumpling into rusted heaps of metal. Oh, crap! Did I just give the plot away? I hate when that happens…”

Gee, that sounds so… exciting… If we’re lucky they’ll rewrite the ending with Tom dying in the last scene… we can only hope!

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